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*Mario's voice*

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Ah, fuck that.

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Bit too low for that man.

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How are we getting on? How are things? Chaz, Jiggy McHugh, what's the story Sam Lawless? Doing a bit of videoing, yeah?

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I was fucking came on the late night stream like, you know, just thought I'd... Chris, fucking Chris, Chris Spellman is it? Yeah, I fucking came on the late stream like...

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Thought I'd fucking just come on the live stream. What about yourself? You keeping well yourself, yeah? Yeah, yeah.

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Fucking good to hear it man, good to hear it. Look, I gotta get on with this whole fucking see you later on, yeah.

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*Mario's voice*

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Fucking good to see you man.

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Did you hear about the fucking raccoons in Raccoon City man?

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*Mario's voice*

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*Mario's voice*

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*Mario's voice*

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fucking raccoon city like those the raccoons from the fucking show the raccoons

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they fucking they got creeled by a by a bunch of zombies and also

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Cyril Sneer was fucking pulling strings behind the scenes like

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now I know that I know you're asking me how did fucking Cyril Sneer get into this game

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well he's a fucking bad egg the cunt's a bad egg I don't know if he's a fucking hardvark or what

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what the fuck but I mean he's a he's a he was smoking a fucking cigar and he was like this

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those raccoon cunts are fucking gone man it's a bad juju like

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I'll be buying a few pints with that one thank you very much boxes of cobra toxin

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Thank you.

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I'll have a rake of fucking stuff to go in there and check out.

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I know.

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You bastard.

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Fuck me.

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Scary, isn't it?

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Oh my god.

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Do you remember him?

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Sorry, I turned down the volume there for you.

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It's a bit too loud.

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Do you remember him?

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This is the lad that got sliced.

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In the beginning of the game, he got fucking shliced.

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Now he's doing rounds up the town.

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I just leave them to it.

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Leave them to it.

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Like, you know, they're happy enough doing what they do there.

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It's nothing to do with me.

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If he wants to do with me.

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If he wants to have full...

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A full meal on that fella's corpse.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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I'm not going to do with me.

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Fuck's sake man.

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What?

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How long?

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Fucking.

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How long did that fucking take?

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Like.

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It's.

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Someone would want to get onto fucking.

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Capcom.

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Or fucking Namco.

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Whoever the fuck is behind that shit man.

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It's fucking useless man.

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useless man.

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*sad*

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*sad*

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Fuck.

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*sad*

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Fuck yeah.

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Shit!

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One in the pulse.

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That's for the-

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That's for the fucking Morris Tribunal.

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You can't.

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Where's this fucking shamboosie now?

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There's another shamboosie fucking-

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What's this lad?

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Son of a bitch.

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Fuckin' hell man.

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That's for Kalanan.

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You shit.

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Yeah.

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Connor clear.

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*sad*

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Connor clear.

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Thanks very much Matt.

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*sad*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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Fucker.

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Fucker.

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Ah.

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Shit.

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Yeah, I'm, uh, just 'cause I'm not reading the-- Welcome to the fuckin' stream.

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I'm not reading the chat 'cause I just wanna play the game.

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I'm not being a cunt.

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Welcome to the stream, everyone.

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David St. Patrick, Rowdy Riggs, Chungus, Jake D, Joe Soap, Land Armour.

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Own Fortune.

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Rowdy Riggs.

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Jamie Hamilton.

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No tinge spots, John Burke.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

268
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:14,500
The hardcore 389 I can, yeah.

269
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,500
Yeah.

270
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:30,820
So yeah, I have to try and keep it down man, cause it's, it's, ah, fuckin' reg heads like, yeah, I can't do the fuckin' scream like, you know.

271
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:40,500
No bother.

272
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:49,280
Welcome to the stream, extreme.

273
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:55,040
Fuckin' late night scare tactics man, do you know what I mean?

274
00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:58,980
Fuckin' late, fuckin' late night scare tactics man, do you know what I mean?

275
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:09,740
Be handy if I'd, ah, smoked fuckin' 60 fags during the day, cause I'd have a naturally low timbre, timbre to the fuckin' voice.

276
00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:12,840
Hey, welcome to the stream, yeah.

277
00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:15,880
I need fuckin' crack with you.

278
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:22,520
Hope you're doin' well anyway.

279
00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:34,900
Fuck.

280
00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:36,340
Fuck.

281
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:51,700
Damn it.

282
00:12:51,700 --> 00:13:21,680
Damn it.

283
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:32,520
Where the fuck is this taking us?

284
00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:34,720
Out to the streets.

285
00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:37,640
There we go.

286
00:13:37,640 --> 00:14:07,620
Here we go.

287
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:37,600
Here we go.

288
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,340
I... thanks Tommy D. Cheers, man.

289
00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:45,040
Yeah.

290
00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:47,760
Connor clear, man.

291
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,600
Reputation enhanced greatly.

292
00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:14,660
Fuckin' hell, man.

293
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:19,920
You bastard.

294
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:26,400
What the fuck is this?

295
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:35,720
She's fuckin' waving to me.

296
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:36,560
Bye-bye.

297
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,300
Hey.

298
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,400
Fuckin'...

299
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:44,000
Fuckin' rigor mortis, man.

300
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,560
She's fucked.

301
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,560
*sad music*

302
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,560
*sad music*

303
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,560
*Sigh*

304
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,100
*cough*

305
00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:17,320
Yes

306
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:24,320
*scoffs*

307
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,320
Yeeeeeeahhh

308
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:57,320
Connor Clear, gotta tell you something. You're in the fucking clear with me anyways. Can't say a bad word about you.

309
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:20,700
Handburn gallets.

310
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:48,700
What do I throw away?

311
00:17:48,700 --> 00:18:05,700
Yeah. Eric. Thank you very much. You have a great mind, Eric.

312
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:24,700
How does the rain not fucking quench the chopper?

313
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:41,700
Can somebody get onto Namco or Capcom and ask them if... why the rain doesn't quench the chopper? In Resident Evil 2 Remake.

314
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:58,700
You might have to write in Japanese though. I don't think those guys are gonna know English. Just as much as they don't think I know Japanese.

315
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:13,700
I'd like to hear the answer though. Maybe I can fucking...

316
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:30,700
Did I press that joke before?

317
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:31,700
Yeah.

318
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:47,700
Small but powerful... powerful chode. I am scared, yeah.

319
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:56,700
You used to be able to get handburn gullets out of the cockpit of this yoke in the last game. Thanks very much Connor Clear.

320
00:19:56,700 --> 00:20:10,520
Fuck.

321
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,620
Whoa, look at what it is.

322
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:15,780
T-90.

323
00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:36,240
There's very little coming back from that now.

324
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,340
Very hard to come back from that.

325
00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:39,180
I just let him punch me in the face.

326
00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:42,340
Shouldn't have done that.

327
00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:49,720
Whoa, he's fucking scary enough.

328
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:56,980
I'll let him creel me so I can get the jump on him the next time.

329
00:20:56,980 --> 00:21:02,660
Yeah.

330
00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:07,740
You're fucked.

331
00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:10,380
Sorry, Barb Connolly.

332
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:13,920
I didn't mean that.

333
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:19,020
That was just to signify me being dead.

334
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:22,660
But thank you for your kind-hearted donation.

335
00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:25,900
Dead ZOD.

336
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:26,860
Dead ZOD.

337
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:27,800
Dead ZOD.

338
00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:28,600
Thank you.

339
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:29,500
Quenched.

340
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,160
Quiet.

341
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:32,220
Quiet.

342
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:32,220
Quiet.

343
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:32,220
Quiet.

344
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:50,460
Welcome to the outer rim of the Pacific galaxy

345
00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:52,460
Population

346
00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:56,100
60 billion

347
00:21:56,100 --> 00:22:04,160
You'd want to have your wits about you out here in the perimeter

348
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:09,040
They're checking aboard spacecrafts

349
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:15,020
To see whether or not you have sufficient amount of followers

350
00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:18,880
On the planet Earth social media realms

351
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,800
Such as Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube

352
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:30,920
You're ranked on them and the ones with the top amount of friends and followers and likes and shares

353
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:35,360
They're at the top of the pile

354
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:37,580
I say the top

355
00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:41,580
There's actually an echelon above them that is hidden from the eye

356
00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:43,380
Much like there is back on planet Earth

357
00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:46,220
Call it the Illuminati or whatever you will

358
00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:49,620
These guys are tough

359
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:56,080
They want your TV license

360
00:22:56,080 --> 00:23:02,080
Whether or not you want to give them your TV license is up to you

361
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,440
But first things first

362
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,920
Make sure you've got oxygen packs

363
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,300
And a NASA

364
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:10,420
Level space suit

365
00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:12,820
I don't know where you'll acquire these items

366
00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:16,060
Try the local fucking charity shop in town

367
00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:22,560
I saw them doing a great deal on a pair of fucking space boots the last day

368
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:27,320
Someone had fucking died and left them behind like

369
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,520
Only use once

370
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:35,200
That was on the ill-fated Apollo X9 mission

371
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,880
To planet Zor-Gon

372
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:43,200
Which of course you won't have any knowledge of

373
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,840
Your limited amount of knowledge of the galaxy

374
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:50,000
Has brought you to this very place where you watch me now

375
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,400
All I want to say is to you

376
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,660
All I want to say is to you

377
00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:56,500
Welcome to the galaxy

378
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:56,500
Welcome to the galaxy

379
00:23:56,500 --> 00:24:26,480
Welcome to the galaxy

380
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,480
Oh fucking my god

381
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:32,100
Forgot that it happened

382
00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:34,740
Because I went off on a galaxy spiel

383
00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:37,480
Forgot that this guy existed

384
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:44,740
Oh he doesn't

385
00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:45,560
He can't see me

386
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,220
He can

387
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:53,980
Oh fucking hell

388
00:24:53,980 --> 00:24:55,260
These guys are waking up as well

389
00:24:55,260 --> 00:25:04,020
Should I just hide in here for a while

390
00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:07,780
I can hear him coming now

391
00:25:07,780 --> 00:25:10,160
See no one in here

392
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:10,420
Is he

393
00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:13,920
Traditionally they couldn't get you inside the save room

394
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,880
I hope they haven't fucking modified that little rule

395
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:22,960
Tradition wins out.

396
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:29,960
*Gunshot*

397
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:43,960
*Gunshot*

398
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,960
*Gunshot*

399
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,960
Gonna have to take it to him.

400
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,960
Run run run run run run run run run run run.

401
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:03,960
Better get moving.

402
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:04,960
Huh?

403
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,960
Do I not finish the cunt? Alright.

404
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:19,960
*Gunshot*

405
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,960
*Sigh*

406
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,960
*Sigh*

407
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,960
*Sigh*

408
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,960
*Sigh*

409
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,960
*Sigh*

410
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,960
*Sigh*

411
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,960
*Sigh*

412
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,960
Yeahhh... Connor, thank you very much. You don't need to...

413
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,960
You don't need to donate anymore.

414
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,960
You've donated enough.

415
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,960
I appreciate your viewership, though.

416
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,960
That's a nice little situation.

417
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,960
*laughs* I'll never say...

418
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:51,960
Stop watching.

419
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,960
*Sigh*

420
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,960
*Sigh*

421
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,960
*Sigh*

422
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,960
*Sigh* Thanks very much, "Sigh*

423
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:03,960
*Sigh* Are you going doing any "Sigh* Diving" this weekend, no?

424
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:07,960
Watch out for "Shtorm Eric".

425
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,960
The guy's a fuckin' head the ball.

426
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,960
*Sigh*

427
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,960
*Sigh* Thanks very much for that.

428
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,960
That's a nice little amount.

429
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,960
*Sigh*

430
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,960
*Sigh*

431
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,960
*Sigh*

432
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,960
Hieronymus.

433
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,960
*Sigh*

434
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:45,100
Thank you very much, Hieronymus. Yeah. Yeah. Connor Clear, back again. You strike again,

435
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:55,100
Connor Clear. Thanks very much for that. That's a nice little amount. Oh, he's around again.

436
00:27:55,100 --> 00:28:24,240
How the f- do we get into the chief's office? I wonder. Is there a fucking... Heart key, is it? Yeah, fuck it. Alright, I'm gonna move on and try and put some other keys into other doors. Try that jewel. Maybe stick that jewel in a place

437
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,480
place where it belongs.

438
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,480
*sigh*

439
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,480
*sigh*

440
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,480
*sigh*

441
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,480
*sigh*

442
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,480
*sigh*

443
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,480
*sigh*

444
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:07,480
How are you Connor? Back again. My old adversary. Thanks very much.

445
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,480
Uh, will you come to Watford?

446
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,480
When? Like now is it?

447
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:20,480
Anyways, I'm playing a game Connor. I'm sorry I can't. Come to Watford right now.

448
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:25,480
*sniff*

449
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,480
*sniff*

450
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,480
*sniff*

451
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,480
What was the fucking thing I was gonna do? Oh yeah. Check that out.

452
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,480
*sniff*

453
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,480
*sniff*

454
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,480
*sniff*

455
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,480
*sniff*

456
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:56,480
The club key. The jewel. The power panel part. The power panel part. Was that down in the garage? The garage?

457
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,480
*sniff*

458
00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,480
*sniff*

459
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,480
*sniff*

460
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,480
*sniff*

461
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,480
*sniff*

462
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,480
*sniff*

463
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,480
*sniff*

464
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:05,480
*sniff*

465
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,480
*sniff*

466
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:07,480
*sniff*

467
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,480
*sniff*

468
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,480
*sniff*

469
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,480
*sniff*

470
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:11,480
*sniff*

471
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,480
*sniff*

472
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:34,360
I hope stateside is doing well for you. Yeah. Rest in peace, Dimebag Durell. Dimebag Durell. Rest in peace. Rest in pieces.

473
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,420
I didn't mean that Dimebag.

474
00:30:36,540 --> 00:30:37,620
I didn't mean in pieces.

475
00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:41,420
Was Dimebag the lad who got fucking...

476
00:30:41,420 --> 00:30:43,740
Did he go on stage with an AK or something?

477
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:44,720
Yeah.

478
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,000
Right, okay, right.

479
00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:55,020
Power panel part.

480
00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:56,440
Now that isn't...

481
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,420
That's in the fucking garage downstairs, man.

482
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,760
You need to use the...

483
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,460
Do you have access to the power panel part?

484
00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:04,720
You know?

485
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,200
You need to use that in the fucking garage.

486
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,100
Have you got yourself a garage?

487
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:11,420
Well, get one.

488
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,560
They're fucking well worth the money.

489
00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:15,780
They'll pay for themselves back in no time.

490
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:16,840
Park your car in it.

491
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,240
Pays for itself in a week.

492
00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:22,360
Guarantee, if you buy a fucking garage tomorrow,

493
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,480
it'll have itself fucking paid back for you three times over.

494
00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:28,880
By next week.

495
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:33,960
Right.

496
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,100
Wandering aimlessly.

497
00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:36,780
You need to fucking just think about this.

498
00:31:37,340 --> 00:31:38,360
Let's break this down.

499
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,420
Let's think about this.

500
00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:48,620
The blue ink of Gepitholand

501
00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:54,000
spreads forth in to your hands,

502
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,320
the blue ink ribbon.

503
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:04,080
Did you ever hold a blue ink ribbon in your hand?

504
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,460
It's something to behold.

505
00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:11,460
There was something I was going to test out here.

506
00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:17,420
On the chat.

507
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,300
He got shot by a crazy fan.

508
00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:23,300
He got shot by a crazy fan.

509
00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:23,300
He got shot by a crazy fan.

510
00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:23,300
He got shot by a crazy fan.

511
00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:23,300
He got shot by a crazy fan.

512
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:37,380
Dimebag got shot five times in the face.

513
00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:38,000
That's terrible.

514
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:38,000
That's terrible.

515
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:43,720
That's fucking terrible.

516
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:43,800
Right.

517
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:46,320
Okay.

518
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,060
Let's get back to this situation.

519
00:32:48,060 --> 00:32:56,240
Somebody tipped there.

520
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,140
Sam Durant.

521
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,160
Thank you very much.

522
00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:00,100
Don't know why it didn't.

523
00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:01,380
Don't know why it didn't show up.

524
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,300
How do we get down to the...

525
00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:06,520
Oh yeah.

526
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:10,960
Is this not...

527
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,160
It's not your fucking man, is it?

528
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:13,920
Oh, he's there, man.

529
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:14,920
He's not fucking there, man.

530
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,100
Come on, man.

531
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:16,740
He's a come on.

532
00:33:16,940 --> 00:33:18,620
He's a fucking dodgy bastard, man.

533
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:19,700
Come on.

534
00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:20,580
He's fucking locking up.

535
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:22,980
Fucking he's locking up, man.

536
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,820
He's fucking S&M creep, man.

537
00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:28,020
He's wearing fucking leathers and...

538
00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:29,980
Oh, he's a fucking scumbag, man.

539
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,680
Make sure you say hello to him with your fucking fished.

540
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,340
Next time you see him.

541
00:33:34,340 --> 00:33:35,580
In his face.

542
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,940
That cunt needs fucking locking up, man.

543
00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:41,160
He's an absolute menace to society.

544
00:33:41,380 --> 00:33:41,860
He was...

545
00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:42,980
How did he even get?

546
00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:44,820
Who the fuck is he like?

547
00:33:45,140 --> 00:33:45,660
Where's he...

548
00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:47,300
He's got some fucking...

549
00:33:47,300 --> 00:33:48,340
Some balls, man.

550
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:48,980
Look at this cunt.

551
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,860
Time to fucking...

552
00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:51,900
It's time to finish Marvin.

553
00:33:52,620 --> 00:33:53,640
See you later, Marv.

554
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,020
Best luck in the next realm.

555
00:33:57,380 --> 00:33:59,080
You poor old bastard.

556
00:33:59,080 --> 00:33:59,440
Lieutenant.

557
00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:01,140
I promise.

558
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:03,280
Hehehe.

559
00:34:04,620 --> 00:34:05,140
Rest in...

560
00:34:05,140 --> 00:34:05,440
Yeah.

561
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:06,640
Rest in pieces.

562
00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:08,300
Rest in pieces.

563
00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:10,220
You're fucked.

564
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,460
Thanks very much, small but powerful chode.

565
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,580
What's the fucking crack now?

566
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,860
How come this isn't open now?

567
00:34:21,140 --> 00:34:21,340
Huh?

568
00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:24,100
Oh, there he is.

569
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:24,300
Look.

570
00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:25,340
Yeah.

571
00:34:26,260 --> 00:34:29,400
He's even fucking scarier than the last time 20 years ago.

572
00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:30,280
Hehehe.

573
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,920
He can go down these stairs and I'll go up and...

574
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,240
It's...

575
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,260
It's easily done, you know?

576
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,960
How can I not get down to the fucking...

577
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:42,240
Uh...

578
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:42,840
Police station?

579
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,300
Here's Raman...

580
00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:47,360
Ramesh-Dain now.

581
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,360
The blue ink of...

582
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,800
The baldy man.

583
00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:56,360
Ich dein isch noch...

584
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,600
Amsterdam.

585
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,340
The blue ink.

586
00:35:02,740 --> 00:35:03,820
Fuck this shit, man.

587
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,340
Police has gone nuts since this cunt arrived.

588
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,340
Keep getting followed by the fucking...

589
00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:13,840
The cue ball with the fucking overcoat.

590
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:18,420
I'm gonna take it to...

591
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:19,340
I'm gonna take it to him.

592
00:35:19,820 --> 00:35:20,760
I'm gonna fucking take it to him.

593
00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:24,060
Blast.

594
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,240
Hey, I'll let him finish me to fuck.

595
00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:44,320
You're fucked?

596
00:35:45,620 --> 00:35:47,980
Right in the fucking bread basket, man.

597
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,500
Thanks for the tip.

598
00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:52,060
I'll buy a pint with that.

599
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,040
Thanks very much.

600
00:35:55,380 --> 00:35:57,880
That's very nice of you to tip that much.

601
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:05,500
Esports tips. Mark 1.

602
00:36:06,340 --> 00:36:09,640
Thank you very much. And the cosmos. The tyrant is after you.

603
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,080
Thanks for the tip. I'll buy a pint with that.

604
00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:13,860
Mark 1. Thank you very much, Mark 1.

605
00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:21,300
15. I said I'd give it till half 2.

606
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,580
But this creepy keeps killing me, you know.

607
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:29,960
Yeah.

608
00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:34,340
I want to tell you something about the cosmos.

609
00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:38,940
It's a great little place. Did you ever fucking live out there?

610
00:36:39,860 --> 00:36:42,140
Did you ever spend time out in the cosmos? You did.

611
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,780
Yeah, the rent isn't cheap, but it's a better way of life.

612
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,600
There's no noxious gases there, fucking.

613
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:50,080
Yeah.

614
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,900
No Deadsy or Days.

615
00:36:53,860 --> 00:36:55,080
I'm only messing, Deadsy.

616
00:36:55,340 --> 00:36:58,260
You're sound. I wouldn't fucking go out to the cosmos to get away from you.

617
00:36:58,940 --> 00:37:01,820
I'd bring you with me in a separate pod unit.

618
00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:07,660
Which I could close down the blinds and the shutters off from time to time.

619
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:08,940
If I wanted to.

620
00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:11,040
And I'd leave them open just to see your face.

621
00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:12,380
If I wanted to as well.

622
00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:16,520
I can't guarantee how long each of those periods would last.

623
00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:19,660
So, just be aware of that.

624
00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:25,200
You might be sitting in the...

625
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,900
You could be sitting in the dark for a while.

626
00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:28,480
You could be sitting in the bright lights.

627
00:37:28,540 --> 00:37:29,540
You never know how it goes.

628
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:31,880
We're all the way back there.

629
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:33,520
We're all the way back here.

630
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:34,100
That's nice.

631
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,900
Jesus Christ.

632
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,380
Ten years away.

633
00:37:51,380 --> 00:37:54,180
How did I let him...

634
00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:55,420
I let him into the breadbasket.

635
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,900
Fuck save.

636
00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:08,740
I'm gonna turn it down and...

637
00:38:08,740 --> 00:38:09,580
Sorry, it's...

638
00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:10,000
Yeah.

639
00:38:19,420 --> 00:38:20,460
Sean lathers.

640
00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:23,860
Are you working up a bit of a fucking lather, are you?

641
00:38:27,860 --> 00:38:30,340
He just got Sean lathers in the fucking head.

642
00:38:30,980 --> 00:38:31,660
Leather bridge.

643
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,600
I'm not gonna get moving, actually.

644
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:37,480
I'm just gonna take my time with this cunt's fucking cranium.

645
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,680
See if I can give him the...

646
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,980
The jip he...

647
00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:41,780
He deserves.

648
00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:02,880
Thanks very much, Deadsy.

649
00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:11,420
Upper dead.

650
00:39:14,660 --> 00:39:18,920
You're fucked!

651
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:25,920
Good night and God bless.

652
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,360
Rest in pieces.

653
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,580
Yeah.

654
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:39,020
Ryan Tuberty's tiny hole.

655
00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:41,060
With a one euro donation.

656
00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:48,700
I didn't know his fucking hole was either tiny or autonomous in its approach to donating

657
00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:50,960
on live game web streams.

658
00:39:50,960 --> 00:40:01,740
His ass must have some kind of online presence.

659
00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:06,180
Jesus Christ!

660
00:40:06,180 --> 00:40:18,180
So we know to... we know to blast him in the head.

661
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:19,180
Yeah.

662
00:40:19,180 --> 00:40:20,180
Small but powerful Cho.

663
00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:21,180
Thank you very much.

664
00:40:21,180 --> 00:40:22,180
Great stream you say.

665
00:40:22,180 --> 00:40:23,620
Well it's just the game man.

666
00:40:23,620 --> 00:40:24,620
I'm not really fucking...

667
00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:28,620
I'm trying to just play the game like you know.

668
00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:36,620
Apologies if there's not much chat going on or interaction but I'm fucking... the hands are tied.

669
00:40:36,620 --> 00:40:41,060
I've got this tyrant lad chasing me around the gap.

670
00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:47,060
And it doesn't look like he's had anything to eat all day cause he's all... he's in an awful cunt of a mood.

671
00:40:47,060 --> 00:40:51,500
He's fucking swiping left right and center like you know.

672
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:53,940
Trying to make fucking hames me.

673
00:40:53,940 --> 00:41:03,940
How do I get down to the basement?

674
00:41:03,940 --> 00:41:05,380
Basement Jacks.

675
00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:08,380
How do I get down to the Jacks?

676
00:41:08,380 --> 00:41:09,380
Are they in the basement?

677
00:41:09,380 --> 00:41:17,820
Do you reckon Basement Jacks got their name from the fact that they're fucking... they used to... maybe they grew up in the Jacks in the basement of the house.

678
00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:22,380
Maybe that's where the parents put them because they were making too many fucking stupid tunes.

679
00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:23,380
I'll stop this Lieutenant.

680
00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:24,380
Hey son.

681
00:41:24,380 --> 00:41:25,380
I promise.

682
00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:28,940
You'd want to get a fucking job and stop making those stupid fucking tunes.

683
00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:33,500
You're living under this roof with me and your mother.

684
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,100
You need to go out and find work.

685
00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:38,780
Stop making those fucking tunes.

686
00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:41,020
And if you are gonna make them...

687
00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:43,340
Take it down to the fucking basement.

688
00:41:43,340 --> 00:41:45,580
Into the Jacks down there.

689
00:41:45,580 --> 00:41:47,900
Cause I don't want to fucking hear no more of it.

690
00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:52,700
Mmm.

691
00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:54,060
I do like that.

692
00:41:54,060 --> 00:41:54,780
Mike Hawk.

693
00:41:57,020 --> 00:41:58,460
The Hawk of the Mike.

694
00:42:02,140 --> 00:42:03,420
Bess look with you.

695
00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:04,700
Welcome to the galaxy.

696
00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:10,620
That was the wrong fucking tune to play.

697
00:42:10,620 --> 00:42:11,260
I meant this.

698
00:42:11,260 --> 00:42:22,780
Okay.

699
00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:27,100
Now we are back in action.

700
00:42:27,100 --> 00:42:31,580
We need to make sure this fucking tyrant son of a piece doesn't...

701
00:42:34,060 --> 00:42:35,820
Come back and fucking try and screw me.

702
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,220
Where the fuck do I go?

703
00:42:43,380 --> 00:42:43,660
Fuck.

704
00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:45,100
I'm just gonna chat.

705
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,260
Who, uh, where, where do I go?

706
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,220
Shoot the air tanks at the base of the stairs.

707
00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:02,040
Dead ZD.

708
00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:05,040
Yeaaahhh.

709
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,140
Thanks very much, Deadsy.

710
00:43:10,740 --> 00:43:12,540
The record room, the record room, okay.

711
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:19,040
But I mean- oh yeah, I have the club key. Sound. Club card. I have the fucking club card as well. That'll get me a discount on the records room.

712
00:43:19,740 --> 00:43:22,040
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

713
00:43:22,740 --> 00:43:23,540
Oh fuck.

714
00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:24,140
Yeaaah.

715
00:43:24,140 --> 00:43:27,040
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

716
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,040
*Groan*

717
00:43:31,540 --> 00:43:32,040
*Groan*

718
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:33,040
Oof!

719
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:56,400
Shit! Fuckin' hell no. How many fuckin' schlugs this cunt take? Huh? Fuckin' him as well! This is a fuckin' nightmare. This is a fuckin' livin' nightmare.

720
00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:25,640
What the fuck? Yeah, I better get movin'. Fuckin' worked that one out a long time ago, man. Yeah. Thanks very much, Vincent Brown.

721
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:48,640
Great, that'll be useful in the library now. The tool. Thanks very much, Mike Hawke, Vincent Brown, Deadsy Dee, and Liam Neeson's shtick. Has he given up on the cash and adopted the stick now?

722
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:57,640
This...

723
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:01,240
This thing...

724
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:05,340
Ah, come on, man. Any chance of a fucking day off, man, no?

725
00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:09,240
You're working me awful hard tonight, you S&M bastard.

726
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,000
You're fucked.

727
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,560
Rest in pieces. Goodnight and God bless.

728
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,560
Can anybody...

729
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:32,500
Jesus Christ, lightning!

730
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:39,600
Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship?

731
00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:42,180
Because that stuff was a blast.

732
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:44,640
Come on, then.

733
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,880
You feckin' dragons, I'll take both of you.

734
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,040
Ah, I'm burning to death!

735
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,080
Ah, it's a bit of lighthearted fun anyway, isn't it?

736
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:54,820
Welcome to the stream.

737
00:45:54,940 --> 00:45:56,120
I've got a bit louder.

738
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,440
I'm probably gonna fucking...

739
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,600
Get told off in the morning for this shit now, but...

740
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,400
Ah, fuck it.

741
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:02,880
Who cares?

742
00:46:03,340 --> 00:46:05,440
You gotta fucking...

743
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,060
You gotta express yourself, you know?

744
00:46:09,460 --> 00:46:10,940
We've got ten minutes left anyways.

745
00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,500
Might as well just fucking go for it now.

746
00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:16,480
I wanna get to the next...

747
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:17,120
Not ten minutes.

748
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:21,540
I wanna get to the next point that's like a sufficient amount of ground to cover and...

749
00:46:21,540 --> 00:46:25,260
You know, you play this game in little stages.

750
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,760
It'd be nice to get some cut...

751
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:27,700
Through a nice...

752
00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:29,140
Through a good cutscene standard.

753
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:29,900
A good cutscene.

754
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:30,500
A good...

755
00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:31,760
A good plot point, you know?

756
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,500
How the fuck does he not get schlogged out of it?

757
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:41,420
After two of the shells.

758
00:46:48,580 --> 00:46:49,520
Better get moving.

759
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:56,720
Maybe...

760
00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,400
It won't let me donate anymore.

761
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,560
Maybe there's a limit on how many times you can fucking donate, Connor.

762
00:47:02,180 --> 00:47:02,840
Sorry, man.

763
00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:04,720
You donated...

764
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:06,300
Did you donate like ten times?

765
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,900
And I said, stop donating.

766
00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:12,200
Anyway.

767
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:18,360
Yeah.

768
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,820
Thanks very much, virtual boy.

769
00:47:22,860 --> 00:47:24,300
Greatly enhance your reputation.

770
00:47:30,940 --> 00:47:32,660
Maybe it's about time, is it?

771
00:47:32,780 --> 00:47:34,380
Maybe you need to just fucking be quick.

772
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,660
Quick about this.

773
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:37,440
How do I get down to the...

774
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:37,960
Oh, did you...

775
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,000
Yeah, I know where I get down.

776
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:39,900
I know where I get down.

777
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:40,480
I know where I get down.

778
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:40,780
I know where I get down.

779
00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:40,860
I know where I get down.

780
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:43,960
Preemptive strike.

781
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:45,680
Oh, no.

782
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:46,220
Damn it.

783
00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:46,800
I'll stop this, Lieutenant.

784
00:47:47,820 --> 00:47:48,440
I promise.

785
00:47:48,660 --> 00:47:50,280
That was kind of a shit.

786
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:55,860
That was kind of a shit end to Marvin because they built it up and dragged it out a little bit longer than the game 20 years ago.

787
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,380
And then I could just go up and blast him.

788
00:47:58,440 --> 00:47:59,420
Kablamo, man.

789
00:48:00,220 --> 00:48:01,040
Oh, he's there again.

790
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:02,040
How did he get...

791
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:02,620
This thing won't die.

792
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,220
How does he do it, man?

793
00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:05,540
How does he get downstairs?

794
00:48:05,740 --> 00:48:08,620
The guy's fucking 700 pounds.

795
00:48:08,620 --> 00:48:33,380
Are you serious? Are you fucking serious?

796
00:48:33,380 --> 00:48:59,500
Fuck me man. Shycrack. This is shycrack.

797
00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:20,060
No, no, no. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, there was something on the fucking photocopier as well.

798
00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:38,620
So what do I have now? I have a fucking thing for the library. I have a thing for the library.

799
00:49:38,620 --> 00:49:50,620
We'll go back to this. Oh, why is he fucking coming? Does he ever fuck off? Does he die? Does he? I hope the cunt dies.

800
00:49:50,620 --> 00:50:18,620
Liam Neeson shtick. You're fucking joking me. You're fucking joking me.

801
00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:19,620
Shh.

802
00:50:19,620 --> 00:50:21,620
Shh.

803
00:50:21,620 --> 00:50:23,620
Shh.

804
00:50:23,620 --> 00:50:25,620
Shh.

805
00:50:25,620 --> 00:50:27,620
Shh.

806
00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:54,620
Fuck.

807
00:50:54,620 --> 00:51:01,620
Are you serious, man?

808
00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:21,620
Oh no, and there's a fucking liquor in here, this is bullshit.

809
00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:28,620
This is fucking bullshit.

810
00:51:28,620 --> 00:51:34,620
Go away from me you fucking dirty fucking ape.

811
00:51:34,620 --> 00:51:53,620
This is... I really need to read this now.

812
00:51:53,620 --> 00:52:08,620
Alright.

813
00:52:08,620 --> 00:52:15,620
Thanks David.

814
00:52:15,620 --> 00:52:22,620
I thought they were blind.

815
00:52:22,620 --> 00:52:29,620
I thought they were blind.

816
00:52:29,620 --> 00:52:44,620
I don't need to be in here.

817
00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:59,620
Fuck off.

818
00:52:59,620 --> 00:53:06,620
Fuck off.

819
00:53:06,620 --> 00:53:09,620
You're fucked.

820
00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:11,620
Rest in pieces.

821
00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:41,600
Rest in pieces.

822
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:59,980
Fuck it, man.

823
00:53:59,980 --> 00:54:29,960
Fuck it.

824
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,960
Yeah.

825
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,960
Yeah.

826
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:35,960
Yeah.

827
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,960
Fuck it.

828
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:39,960
Yeah.

829
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:41,960
Fuck it.

830
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,960
I think I'll head off.

831
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:44,960
I can't.

832
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:46,960
I can't fucking do this man.

833
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,960
It's too late.

834
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:49,960
It's too late.

835
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:50,960
It's too late.

836
00:54:50,960 --> 00:55:14,880
Thanks very much.

837
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,680
Liam Neeson's Shtick.

838
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:22,040
Virtual Boy.

839
00:55:25,460 --> 00:55:27,460
And everyone who's donated.

840
00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:29,980
And everyone watching.

841
00:55:30,140 --> 00:55:31,140
I'll talk to you later on.

842
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:33,700
I just fucking.

843
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:34,720
I can't fuck.

844
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:40,480
I will go another half an hour.

845
00:55:40,580 --> 00:55:41,740
The fuck we'll go another half an hour.

846
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:42,080
Yeah.

847
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:43,480
We'll see how we get out of there.

848
00:55:48,600 --> 00:56:03,560
When I slither home after a hard day out in fields,

849
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:09,220
there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

850
00:56:09,380 --> 00:56:11,240
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

851
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:18,940
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

852
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:23,400
Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it.

853
00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:29,160
You can generate extra draughtage by using your gooch as a waft.

854
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:33,580
Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

855
00:56:34,580 --> 00:56:38,020
This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

856
00:56:38,020 --> 00:56:45,020
*Sigh*

857
00:56:45,020 --> 00:56:47,020
*Sigh*

858
00:57:13,020 --> 00:57:19,020
Sorry Rose Bell, I keep seeing you writing fucking long things. I'm- I'm- I'm trying to play the game man.

859
00:57:19,020 --> 00:57:29,020
Next live stream. If it's not too much trouble could you set up so we can donate directly- directly through the live stream chat.

860
00:57:29,020 --> 00:57:35,020
Yeah that was uh, Super Chat. But that's gone.

861
00:57:35,020 --> 00:57:41,020
Super Chat's gone Rose.

862
00:57:41,020 --> 00:57:45,020
And it's not coming back.

863
00:57:49,020 --> 00:57:53,020
Thanks very much for that. That's a nice little amount.

864
00:57:53,020 --> 00:57:59,020
Can you hear the rain on the window there? Um, it's fucking bleak. Storm Eric is approaching.

865
00:57:59,020 --> 00:58:05,020
Yeah, how did you get on with the last one Storm Deirdre? Did you- did you- you got out of that alive you did?

866
00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:11,020
Well? Welcome to the galaxy. Fair fucks to ya. You must be very proud of yourself.

867
00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:17,020
Yeah. What did you do? Did you just batten down the hatches and stay indoors is it?

868
00:58:17,020 --> 00:58:29,020
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, fuck no. It's- I was out lately. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That was a bit- there was a lockin' down in fucking Higgins.

869
00:58:29,020 --> 00:58:39,140
Yeah, I wish we had nothing on the next day anyway, work was cancelling, you know?

870
00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:44,940
Anyways I'll be off.

871
00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:45,940
Thanks for the tip.

872
00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:47,780
I'll buy a pint with that.

873
00:58:47,780 --> 00:58:51,180
Thanks very much Serbian fella.

874
00:58:51,180 --> 00:59:03,800
Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, let's have a look now, so if we go downstairs now, basement one.

875
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,800
Yeah.

876
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:10,680
Basement Jacks, ok, basement Jacks.

877
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:14,600
Vincent Br- Vincenzo Brun- Brunette.

878
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:19,180
Vincenzo De Bruin.

879
00:59:19,180 --> 00:59:22,420
Merci beaucoup.

880
00:59:22,420 --> 00:59:25,980
Yeah.

881
00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:31,560
Small but powerful chode.

882
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:34,560
You're some man for the fucking donations.

883
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:38,560
Now, what do I do here now?

884
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:42,300
First floor is down to the basement.

885
00:59:42,300 --> 00:59:46,300
Yeah.

886
00:59:46,300 --> 00:59:49,540
That's, that's, that's, that's, that's nice now, Spingster.

887
00:59:49,540 --> 00:59:50,680
Thanks very much now.

888
00:59:50,680 --> 01:00:00,920
Where the fuck do I go?

889
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,060
Where the fuck do I go?

890
01:00:03,060 --> 01:00:06,060
*crickets*

891
01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:32,060
It's you.

892
01:00:33,060 --> 01:00:35,060
Any herbs down this end.

893
01:00:35,060 --> 01:00:36,060
Huh?

894
01:00:49,060 --> 01:00:51,060
So I have to face this...

895
01:00:52,060 --> 01:00:54,060
monstrosity.

896
01:00:55,060 --> 01:00:59,060
There's no... there's definitely no two ways about that.

897
01:01:00,060 --> 01:01:03,060
*crickets*

898
01:01:04,060 --> 01:01:05,060
*crickets*

899
01:01:05,060 --> 01:01:06,060
Jesus Christ!

900
01:01:06,060 --> 01:01:07,060
*crickets*

901
01:01:07,060 --> 01:01:28,060
*Bang*

902
01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:32,060
Did you see his fucking stupid hat he was wearing? Daft cunt.

903
01:01:32,060 --> 01:01:35,060
*Bang*

904
01:01:35,060 --> 01:01:39,060
Thinks he's the fucking bee's knees in that hat.

905
01:01:39,060 --> 01:01:44,060
I'm gonna fucking teach him a few lessons about the bees. Not about the birds and the bees.

906
01:01:44,060 --> 01:01:48,060
But about the fucking bee's knees, as he thinks they are.

907
01:01:48,060 --> 01:01:54,060
He thinks they're himself. I've got news for you fucking tyrant punk.

908
01:01:54,060 --> 01:01:58,060
*Bang*

909
01:01:58,060 --> 01:02:01,060
You come see me and my friend Sammy shotgun.

910
01:02:03,060 --> 01:02:08,060
Okay. There's a fire escape. No. Watchman's room. Watchman's room.

911
01:02:08,060 --> 01:02:11,060
Is there a way through that?

912
01:02:15,060 --> 01:02:37,060
There is the watch bot at this point. You feel a bit bad doing it but I mean, he needs to be, he needs to be shtabbed. He's a sorry sight.

913
01:02:42,060 --> 01:02:57,060
Yeah, thanks very much Marty Whelan's bollocks. Oh great, here he is. Fucking scumbag.

914
01:03:09,060 --> 01:03:13,620
*Bad to pack the

915
01:03:13,620 --> 01:03:18,060
��*

916
01:03:19,060 --> 01:03:19,060
*Poor*

917
01:03:19,060 --> 01:03:19,560
*Poor*

918
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:20,060
*Poor*

919
01:03:20,060 --> 01:03:21,060
*Poor*

920
01:03:21,060 --> 01:03:22,060
*Poor*

921
01:03:22,060 --> 01:03:23,060
*Poor*

922
01:03:23,060 --> 01:03:24,060
*Poor*

923
01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:25,060
*Poor*

924
01:03:25,060 --> 01:03:26,060
*Poor*

925
01:03:26,060 --> 01:03:27,060
*Poor*

926
01:03:27,060 --> 01:03:28,060
*Poor*

927
01:03:28,060 --> 01:03:29,060
*Poor*

928
01:03:29,060 --> 01:03:30,060
*Poor*

929
01:03:30,060 --> 01:03:31,060
*Poor*

930
01:03:31,060 --> 01:03:32,060
*Poor*

931
01:03:32,060 --> 01:03:33,060
*Poor*

932
01:03:33,060 --> 01:03:34,060
*Poor*

933
01:03:34,060 --> 01:03:35,060
*Poor*

934
01:03:35,060 --> 01:03:36,060
*Poor*

935
01:03:36,060 --> 01:03:37,060
*Poor*

936
01:03:37,060 --> 01:03:38,060
*Poor*

937
01:03:38,060 --> 01:03:54,960
Oh fucking hell this place is littered with shit bags.

938
01:03:54,960 --> 01:04:06,780
It's relentless. There's no respite. Where's the respite? Where's the respite man? Where's

939
01:04:06,780 --> 01:04:09,820
the fucking respite?

940
01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:39,800
*Gunshot*

941
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:46,800
*Gunshot*

942
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:51,800
*Gunshot*

943
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:54,800
Is there another fucking piece to this?

944
01:04:54,800 --> 01:05:02,800
I just save- start saving the game these- no it's not even a typewriter, it's a fucking toolbox.

945
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:07,800
*Gunshot*

946
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:21,800
*Gunshot*

947
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:23,800
*Gunshot*

948
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:25,800
*Gunshot*

949
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:31,800
*Gunshot*

950
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:32,800
*Gunshot*

951
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:33,800
*Gunshot*

952
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:34,800
*Gunshot*

953
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:36,800
*Gunshot*

954
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,800
*Gunshot*

955
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:40,800
*Gunshot*

956
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:42,800
Where'd you get your globes from?

957
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,800
*Groans*

958
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,800
*Groans*

959
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,800
*Groans*

960
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:50,800
*Groans*

961
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:52,800
*Groans*

962
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:54,800
*Groans*

963
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:56,800
*Groans*

964
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,800
*Groans*

965
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:26,800
*Ezio*

966
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,800
*Ezio* Shit!

967
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:28,800
*Ezio*

968
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:30,800
*Ezio*

969
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:32,800
*Ezio*

970
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,800
*Ezio*

971
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:36,800
*Ezio*

972
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:36,800
*Ezio*

973
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:38,800
*Ezio*

974
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:40,800
*Ezio*

975
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:44,800
*Ezio*

976
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:46,800
*Ezio*

977
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,800
*Ezio*

978
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,800
Record room.

979
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:54,800
*Ezio*

980
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:56,800
*Gunshot*

981
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:14,960
Ah, fuck off, man.

982
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,520
This- this cunt's a fucking head rack, man.

983
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:21,520
*Gunshot*

984
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:23,520
*Gunshot*

985
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:25,520
*Gunshot*

986
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:31,520
You bastard!

987
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:33,520
*Gunshot*

988
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:45,520
Fucking still alive, poor- poor bastard.

989
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:50,980
He's half the man he used to be anyway.

990
01:07:50,980 --> 01:07:56,980
*footsteps*

991
01:07:56,980 --> 01:08:00,980
*over opening*

992
01:08:00,980 --> 01:08:04,980
*thunder*

993
01:08:04,980 --> 01:08:06,980
*tip*

994
01:08:06,980 --> 01:08:10,980
*thunder*

995
01:08:10,980 --> 01:08:12,980
*thunder*

996
01:08:12,980 --> 01:08:14,980
*thunder*

997
01:08:14,980 --> 01:08:16,980
Save it.

998
01:08:16,980 --> 01:08:32,440
This thing won't die.

999
01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:47,640
Fuck, fuck, fuck.

1000
01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:58,340
Son of a bitch.

1001
01:08:58,340 --> 01:08:59,840
Fuck me, man.

1002
01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:06,840
Fuck.

1003
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:13,840
Fuck.

1004
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:20,840
Fuck.

1005
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:27,840
Fuck.

1006
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:28,840
Fuck.

1007
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:29,840
Fuck.

1008
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:30,840
Yeah.

1009
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:32,840
Kian O'Connor's horse.

1010
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:34,840
Thank you very much.

1011
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:40,840
Stick the wife and kids on Apple's Jade at Cheltenham.

1012
01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:46,120
You say, "Okay, I will do, I will do, I will do, I will do, I will do, thanks very much."

1013
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:53,120
How the fuck's my life doing?

1014
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:55,120
*Sigh*

1015
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:57,120
*Sigh*

1016
01:09:57,120 --> 01:10:25,120
*Bad music*

1017
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:27,120
*Bad music*

1018
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:29,120
*Bad music*

1019
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:31,120
*Bad music*

1020
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:33,120
*Bad music*

1021
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:35,120
*Bad music*

1022
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:37,120
*Bad music*

1023
01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:39,120
*Bad music*

1024
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:41,120
*Bad music*

1025
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:43,120
*Bad music*

1026
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:45,120
*Bad music*

1027
01:10:45,120 --> 01:11:12,400
*Mario sounds*

1028
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:39,680
I don't know the fucking book... uh... cabinet... puzzle. I don't know where to fucking move those things. Only a matter of time before dickhead arrives as well. Maybe again, maybe again.

1029
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:41,680
*Mario sounds*

1030
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:43,680
*Mario sounds*

1031
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:45,680
*Mario sounds*

1032
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:47,680
*Mario sounds*

1033
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:49,680
*Mario sounds*

1034
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:51,680
Nice... nice action.

1035
01:11:51,680 --> 01:12:06,680
Oh I see, I see, I see.

1036
01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:24,680
Fucker can climb ladders too.

1037
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:29,680
Fuck.

1038
01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:51,680
So there was no puzzle in so far as you had to get across that thing.

1039
01:12:51,680 --> 01:13:03,680
They changed it since the original game they had to put it in certain order until the next treaty.

1040
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:15,680
I see.

1041
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:30,680
I had to waste that man, that was a waste.

1042
01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:46,680
I bet you there was a herb back there.

1043
01:13:46,680 --> 01:14:00,680
Herb Gallagher.

1044
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:01,680
Fuck.

1045
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:02,680
Alright.

1046
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,680
Blue herb.

1047
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:13,680
Cogwheel.

1048
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:25,680
How did I miss that?

1049
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:40,680
Missed a door.

1050
01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:45,680
Thanks for the tip.

1051
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:47,680
I'll buy a pint with that.

1052
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:48,680
Boxes of Cobra toxin.

1053
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:50,680
Thank you very much.

1054
01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:54,680
Greatly enhanced your reputation.

1055
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:55,680
Greatly enhanced your reputation.

1056
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:56,680
Greatly enhanced your reputation.

1057
01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:08,680
What a silly idiot.

1058
01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:17,680
Fuck.

1059
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:25,660
What a silly dickhead he is. That guy's a stupid dickhead.

1060
01:15:25,660 --> 01:15:46,320
Fuck yeah.

1061
01:15:46,320 --> 01:16:08,440
What the fuck man, what the fuck's this now? What the fuck's this now? I can hardly see a fucking thing.

1062
01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:22,820
I might as well just read the repair plan while this guy's chasing me. How do I have time to read this?

1063
01:16:23,940 --> 01:16:28,460
Again, ask Namco or Capcomer, whoever it is that made the game.

1064
01:16:29,560 --> 01:16:39,220
Location, Police Station Westside Clock Tower, due to the high cultural value of the bell, I'm calling a specialist in to make the repairs.

1065
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:50,900
We'll go over the details once they're on the scene, but in the meantime, I'll take steps to secure the bell, since the yoke is threatening to break.

1066
01:16:50,900 --> 01:17:02,440
Treaty

1067
01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:02,560
Treaty

1068
01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:14,180
What the fuck man

1069
01:17:14,180 --> 01:17:14,660
What the fuck

1070
01:17:14,660 --> 01:17:19,440
Something else needs to be

1071
01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:21,440
Something else I want to hit you with

1072
01:17:21,440 --> 01:17:24,540
How do I fucking get around this now?

1073
01:17:43,060 --> 01:17:44,300
It's a sorry sight

1074
01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:52,300
No ammunition or anything like you know gunpowder

1075
01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:53,400
Nice

1076
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:56,300
Sweet

1077
01:17:56,300 --> 01:18:00,300
Sweet

1078
01:18:00,300 --> 01:18:02,300
Oh no. I don't know how I'm gonna get out of this if he's gonna be smashing his way through the gaff. Fucking dickhead. I'm sure this is nice.

1079
01:18:02,300 --> 01:18:08,300
Oh no. I don't know how I'm gonna get out of this if he's gonna be smashing his way through the gaff. Fucking dickhead. I'm sure this is nice.

1080
01:18:08,300 --> 01:18:25,300
Oh no. I don't know how I'm gonna get out of this if he's gonna be smashing his way through the gaff. Fucking dickhead. I'm sure this is nice.

1081
01:18:34,300 --> 01:18:39,300
There's another fucking piece to this. Ah, shmulgir. Great, great, great. That'll go downstairs.

1082
01:18:46,300 --> 01:18:51,300
What are you meant to do here? Are you meant to shoot the fucking bell or what?

1083
01:18:54,300 --> 01:18:59,300
Oh. It's like an elevator bell or something. Elevator bell.

1084
01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:09,300
Storm Eric is after you. Make sure you've wrapped up tight.

1085
01:19:12,300 --> 01:19:28,300
What the fuck is this about?

1086
01:19:31,300 --> 01:19:36,300
Huh?

1087
01:19:40,300 --> 01:19:41,300
So I took that out.

1088
01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:44,300
Huh?

1089
01:19:44,300 --> 01:20:12,300
*Gunshot*

1090
01:20:12,300 --> 01:20:13,300
*Gunshot*

1091
01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:20,300
*Gunshot*

1092
01:20:21,300 --> 01:20:24,300
Confusion. No connections.

1093
01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:42,300
*Gunshot*

1094
01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:44,300
It's a bit loud on the ears that.

1095
01:20:44,300 --> 01:20:45,300
*Gunshot*

1096
01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:47,300
Hope I don't have to write a report on this.

1097
01:20:47,300 --> 01:20:49,300
*Gunshot*

1098
01:20:49,300 --> 01:20:51,300
*Gunshot*

1099
01:20:51,300 --> 01:20:52,300
It's a great bit of humor.

1100
01:20:52,300 --> 01:20:53,300
That's...

1101
01:20:53,300 --> 01:20:55,300
It's...

1102
01:20:55,300 --> 01:20:57,300
Yes.

1103
01:20:57,300 --> 01:20:59,300
*crickets*

1104
01:20:59,300 --> 01:21:01,300
*crickets*

1105
01:21:01,300 --> 01:21:03,300
*Sigh*

1106
01:21:03,300 --> 01:21:05,300
*Sigh*

1107
01:21:05,300 --> 01:21:06,300
*Sigh*

1108
01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:08,300
*Sigh*

1109
01:21:08,300 --> 01:21:38,280
*Tonk*

1110
01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:40,280
*Tonk*

1111
01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:53,280
Now we've two- we've those two and then we can go downstairs to the- to the mainframe. But uh... Billy Big Balls is fuckin' shtalkin' around.

1112
01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:05,280
Is that right? Is that fuckin' right?

1113
01:22:08,260 --> 01:22:18,260
Is that right?

1114
01:22:18,260 --> 01:22:23,260
Is that right?

1115
01:22:23,260 --> 01:22:29,260
Oh yeah, I see, I see, I see, I see.

1116
01:22:29,260 --> 01:22:34,260
I see.

1117
01:22:34,260 --> 01:22:41,260
Oh fuck.

1118
01:22:41,260 --> 01:22:48,260
I, uh, fucked that one up.

1119
01:22:48,260 --> 01:22:57,260
Out there, out there, up there, through there.

1120
01:22:57,260 --> 01:23:07,260
He's coming back, is he?

1121
01:23:07,260 --> 01:23:08,260
Oh fuck.

1122
01:23:08,260 --> 01:23:12,260
Jump, jump, jump.

1123
01:23:12,260 --> 01:23:27,260
He's going fast now.

1124
01:23:27,260 --> 01:23:29,260
Cunt's going fast.

1125
01:23:29,260 --> 01:23:34,260
He's got a fucking right pair of legs on him to cut.

1126
01:23:34,260 --> 01:23:39,260
I'd say he could have done the 100 meters.

1127
01:23:39,260 --> 01:23:46,260
In about 35 seconds.

1128
01:23:46,260 --> 01:23:54,260
Might just pay this letter visit.

1129
01:23:54,260 --> 01:24:11,300
is it? We just wanted to pay our regards to Marvin. All the best, Marv. Take it, Hendy.

1130
01:24:11,300 --> 01:24:22,900
You old fucking swine dog. Hang on, is this the fucking right way, is it?

1131
01:24:22,900 --> 01:24:51,540
Oh, jeez. Gang of gobshites. Gang of gobshites. Gang of fucking gobshites. Gang of losers. Gang of g-losers. Flamin' g-losers.

1132
01:24:51,540 --> 01:24:59,620
Thanks very much for that. That's a nice little amount. Sal diaz. Thank you very much for the

1133
01:24:59,620 --> 01:25:08,340
Bitcoin. Bit-torrent. The future is Bitcoin. Bit-torrent. Don't believe everything you hear

1134
01:25:08,340 --> 01:25:12,980
about the old generation saying that it's all fucking nods and ones. They don't know what

1135
01:25:12,980 --> 01:25:19,540
they're talking about. Make sure you don't get cloned out there in the fucking galaxy. Sal diaz.

1136
01:25:21,940 --> 01:25:30,900
Son of god.

1137
01:25:30,900 --> 01:25:38,980
Son of god. Any relation to Sal Campbell, Diaz?

1138
01:25:38,980 --> 01:25:42,900
Son of god. Any relation to Sal Campbell, Diaz?

1139
01:25:42,900 --> 01:25:52,980
Son of god. Any relation to Sal Campbell, Diaz?

1140
01:25:52,980 --> 01:25:54,980
*sad*

1141
01:26:09,480 --> 01:26:13,480
Now, don't tell me that's- I need to fuck another one now, eh?

1142
01:26:15,780 --> 01:26:16,280
Eh?

1143
01:26:18,480 --> 01:26:18,980
Eh?

1144
01:26:21,480 --> 01:26:21,980
What?

1145
01:26:21,980 --> 01:26:33,800
This is like the crystal maze isn't it?

1146
01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:40,120
I see now, maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong.

1147
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:45,820
Maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong.

1148
01:26:45,820 --> 01:27:15,800
I see now.

1149
01:27:15,800 --> 01:27:19,960
Hang on.

1150
01:27:19,960 --> 01:27:21,020
What the fuck am I doing man?

1151
01:27:21,020 --> 01:27:23,340
I don't know what I'm doing.

1152
01:27:23,340 --> 01:27:25,040
I do not know what I'm at.

1153
01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:26,040
Do I need more, do I?

1154
01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:37,340
What do I do?

1155
01:27:37,340 --> 01:27:49,380
What do I do?

1156
01:27:49,380 --> 01:27:50,500
Do I need...

1157
01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:54,040
Do I need another fucking piece?

1158
01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:58,200
I've got two pieces in there.

1159
01:27:58,200 --> 01:28:01,580
Huh?

1160
01:28:01,580 --> 01:28:08,200
Do I have enough pieces to do this fucking thing?

1161
01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:09,200
Just do it.

1162
01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:09,420
Just do it.

1163
01:28:09,420 --> 01:28:10,420
Just do it.

1164
01:28:10,420 --> 01:28:11,440
Turn the middle, top, front wise.

1165
01:28:11,440 --> 01:28:21,360
I am doing a bit of diffusing, David, yeah.

1166
01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:51,340
. . . .

1167
01:28:51,340 --> 01:29:02,340
Huh?

1168
01:29:02,340 --> 01:29:25,940
I had it.

1169
01:29:25,940 --> 01:29:55,920
I had it.

1170
01:29:55,920 --> 01:30:25,900
I had it.

1171
01:30:25,900 --> 01:30:32,900
I had it.

1172
01:30:32,900 --> 01:30:39,900
I had it.

1173
01:30:39,900 --> 01:30:46,900
I had it.

1174
01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:58,900
*BANG*

1175
01:30:58,900 --> 01:31:00,900
*BANG*

1176
01:31:06,900 --> 01:31:10,900
Get to look at this guy's mashed up face.

1177
01:31:10,900 --> 01:31:12,900
Yeeahhh.

1178
01:31:12,900 --> 01:31:14,900
Costa says go to bed.

1179
01:31:14,900 --> 01:31:16,900
I fucking will do soon enough now.

1180
01:31:16,900 --> 01:31:18,900
I'll see this guy's mashed up face again.

1181
01:31:18,900 --> 01:31:20,900
You can't zoom.

1182
01:31:20,900 --> 01:31:22,900
*BANG*

1183
01:31:26,900 --> 01:31:28,900
Ah, you can't zoom in on it.

1184
01:31:28,900 --> 01:31:30,900
*BANG*

1185
01:31:30,900 --> 01:31:32,900
*BANG*

1186
01:31:32,900 --> 01:31:34,900
*BANG*

1187
01:31:38,900 --> 01:31:48,580
Yeah, but that doesn't explain the rumors about the orphanage. I just find it way too coincidental Umbrella is one of the benefactors.

1188
01:31:49,700 --> 01:31:53,340
You told me this interview was about the new scholarship Umbrella setup.

1189
01:31:53,840 --> 01:31:57,660
Come on, then. Nobody cares about that. They want to know about the G-Virus.

1190
01:31:57,680 --> 01:31:58,680
Where did you think about this?

1191
01:31:58,740 --> 01:32:03,980
And a big fucking sinkhole in the city, which, by the way, rumor has it goes straight to your underground lab.

1192
01:32:04,500 --> 01:32:06,820
Now, are you going to talk to me? Are you going to...

1193
01:32:06,820 --> 01:32:07,580
This interview is over.

1194
01:32:07,580 --> 01:32:11,180
My bitch.

1195
01:32:16,120 --> 01:32:17,280
Interview transcript.

1196
01:32:20,680 --> 01:32:23,220
We just heard all this now.

1197
01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:34,640
Who was he interviewing? Was it Ada Wang he was fucking interviewing?

1198
01:32:34,640 --> 01:32:45,840
Oh, a nice... Birkin.

1199
01:32:45,840 --> 01:32:46,340
Hmm.

1200
01:32:49,180 --> 01:33:06,280
What are they after?

1201
01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:15,100
The station's swarming with monsters.

1202
01:33:15,100 --> 01:33:30,040
Even here I can hear the cries. But it's not the zombies I'm afraid of. Codename Tyrant. The ultimate bio weapon developed by those bastards in the utmost secrecy.

1203
01:33:30,700 --> 01:33:41,600
To think that thing might be wandering around here. Chances are they've ordered it to wipe out the witnesses. Where did they order it from? Amazon Prime, was it?

1204
01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:48,480
Oh yeah, I just ordered the T-90 Tyrant. It's going to be here in two fucking days, man.

1205
01:33:53,120 --> 01:33:55,360
Charge extra to fucking deliver to Ireland, man.

1206
01:33:57,920 --> 01:34:26,520
Yeah. Benjamin Netanyahu, thank you. And Chode Man says, don't go to bed. I'm afraid I have to save this. And although I might get chewed. I might get snacked on by these undead beasts inside the cages. Yeah. Thank you very much for your tip. Because I've got a feeling they're going to burst out the cage now.

1207
01:34:26,520 --> 01:34:54,920
Oh. Haha. What did I say? What did I fucking say? Can you close that gate, I wonder? Oh, for fuck's sake. Give me a break. You asshole! Fucking Hellman. Hellman province.

1208
01:34:54,920 --> 01:35:13,440
That was a nice one. That was a nice little move. That's a fucking shit move. This one's wearing a fucking cool top. This one's wearing a cool top. Look at him he's got a cool top on.

1209
01:35:15,940 --> 01:35:17,780
That dickhead had a great top on.

1210
01:35:22,580 --> 01:35:23,980
Ada Wong, please help.

1211
01:35:24,940 --> 01:35:25,540
Or Claire.

1212
01:35:29,780 --> 01:35:31,060
She's wearing the heels, man.

1213
01:35:32,420 --> 01:35:34,780
I might stay up.

1214
01:35:35,260 --> 01:35:39,260
I might stay up a bit later, man. Ada Wong's has got the fucking stilettos on.

1215
01:35:43,260 --> 01:35:52,340
Yeah, this is getting old saving your ass twice. It's nice to meet you realize you're keeping score. Thanks

1216
01:35:55,220 --> 01:35:57,220
You going for pints after

1217
01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:00,920
Any crack

1218
01:36:08,040 --> 01:36:12,160
Take it you have the key card yeah, and this

1219
01:36:12,160 --> 01:36:17,360
I was hoping you could explain what's on it maybe

1220
01:36:19,840 --> 01:36:23,840
After I hear it let's get out of here

1221
01:36:29,320 --> 01:36:31,320
Nice

1222
01:36:35,620 --> 01:36:40,920
We might we might want to open the shutter we might want to open the shutter here it

1223
01:36:41,520 --> 01:36:47,140
You might want to open the shutter there either with your fucking can of links cannelloni do you like that?

1224
01:36:47,280 --> 01:36:50,480
Do you want to go for an Italian afterwards afterwards?

1225
01:36:50,760 --> 01:36:52,760
Ada?

1226
01:36:53,100 --> 01:37:00,360
Any crack? No problem. No problemo. Do you want to go for a Chinese afterwards?

1227
01:37:01,380 --> 01:37:03,380
Or do you want to hit the fucking links?

1228
01:37:04,740 --> 01:37:06,740
Do you want to go golfing Ada?

1229
01:37:28,500 --> 01:37:30,500
She listening to the fucking Yorkshire?

1230
01:37:37,120 --> 01:37:39,840
Ristorante by dr. Utke

1231
01:37:41,620 --> 01:37:43,620
Quick shout out to the sponsors

1232
01:37:52,740 --> 01:37:54,360
Is that the intel you needed?

1233
01:37:54,360 --> 01:37:58,360
Unfortunately, no. Ben didn't come through.

1234
01:37:58,360 --> 01:38:00,360
Well, what exactly are you looking for?

1235
01:38:00,360 --> 01:38:03,980
More info on the people responsible for this mess.

1236
01:38:05,980 --> 01:38:06,980
What about you?

1237
01:38:06,980 --> 01:38:11,360
Kendall's gun shop. I told lieutenant Brenna I'd bring help.

1238
01:38:11,360 --> 01:38:13,200
Good luck getting that.

1239
01:38:13,200 --> 01:38:19,820
You know who's in Kendall's gun- I wonder if your man Kendall's is gonna be in there the fucking-

1240
01:38:19,820 --> 01:38:25,820
Oh, sorry about that babe. I thought you were a zombie.

1241
01:38:25,820 --> 01:38:29,820
Wow, look at this sinkhole.

1242
01:38:29,820 --> 01:38:30,820
Sinkhole.

1243
01:38:30,820 --> 01:38:36,820
Roads out. Going through that gun shop looks like the only way.

1244
01:38:36,820 --> 01:38:41,440
Yes. Here we go for Kendall.

1245
01:38:41,440 --> 01:38:44,060
She's got the red bottom shoes on. What a mess.

1246
01:38:44,060 --> 01:39:06,720
She's got the red bottom shoes on.

1247
01:39:06,720 --> 01:39:09,400
What a mess.

1248
01:39:09,400 --> 01:39:31,000
Sweet.

1249
01:39:31,000 --> 01:39:37,460
That's just gonna fucking blow some heads clean off man.

1250
01:39:37,460 --> 01:39:52,100
I'm just gonna fucking dispatch of people's craniums man.

1251
01:39:52,100 --> 01:40:06,740
I hope fucking your man who owns a gun shop is in this.

1252
01:40:06,740 --> 01:40:07,740
Yes.

1253
01:40:07,740 --> 01:40:21,260
Look at the fucking cut of the kid.

1254
01:40:21,260 --> 01:40:22,380
Zombie kid man.

1255
01:40:22,380 --> 01:40:25,020
Do I have to kill fucking child now is it?

1256
01:40:25,020 --> 01:40:27,020
It's the ultimate test.

1257
01:40:27,020 --> 01:40:29,020
Kill zombie child.

1258
01:40:29,020 --> 01:40:39,020
She's cold blooded isn't she?

1259
01:40:39,020 --> 01:40:41,020
She dresses well.

1260
01:40:41,020 --> 01:40:43,160
And she fucking kills well.

1261
01:40:43,160 --> 01:40:44,160
That's his daughter.

1262
01:40:44,160 --> 01:40:45,160
Ah it's sad.

1263
01:40:45,160 --> 01:40:46,160
Sad story.

1264
01:40:46,160 --> 01:40:47,660
Sad tale to tell after this.

1265
01:40:47,660 --> 01:41:00,660
Ah it's tough isn't it?

1266
01:41:00,660 --> 01:41:06,300
Tough when your child turns into a fucking zombie.

1267
01:41:06,300 --> 01:41:07,300
She needs to be put down.

1268
01:41:07,300 --> 01:41:09,140
I'd take her to the vet.

1269
01:41:09,140 --> 01:41:11,980
I wouldn't shoot her but I'd take her to the vet.

1270
01:41:11,980 --> 01:41:13,300
See if they can administer something.

1271
01:41:13,300 --> 01:41:19,020
You're a cop.

1272
01:41:19,020 --> 01:41:20,020
You're supposed to know something.

1273
01:41:20,020 --> 01:41:22,020
How did this happen?

1274
01:41:22,020 --> 01:41:23,020
Huh?

1275
01:41:23,020 --> 01:41:26,020
She was her sweet little angel.

1276
01:41:26,020 --> 01:41:27,020
Was.

1277
01:41:27,020 --> 01:41:28,020
Mommy.

1278
01:41:28,020 --> 01:41:29,020
Mommy's gone.

1279
01:41:29,020 --> 01:41:30,020
I'd say.

1280
01:41:30,020 --> 01:41:31,020
Mommy's sleeping.

1281
01:41:31,020 --> 01:41:32,020
Okay.

1282
01:41:32,020 --> 01:41:33,020
Mommy got whacked.

1283
01:41:33,020 --> 01:41:36,180
Mommy's gone, I'd say.

1284
01:41:36,420 --> 01:41:37,600
Mommy's sleeping, Mommy.

1285
01:41:38,500 --> 01:41:38,860
Okay?

1286
01:41:39,400 --> 01:41:40,600
Mommy got whacked.

1287
01:41:41,640 --> 01:41:44,240
And I'm gonna put you to bed too, okay?

1288
01:41:46,740 --> 01:41:47,240
I'm...

1289
01:41:47,240 --> 01:41:49,240
I'm...

1290
01:41:49,240 --> 01:41:51,240
I'm...

1291
01:41:51,240 --> 01:41:52,240
I'm...

1292
01:41:52,240 --> 01:41:53,120
I'm...

1293
01:41:53,120 --> 01:42:00,260
That's sad old tale to tell, isn't it?

1294
01:42:02,260 --> 01:42:03,060
Oh, no.

1295
01:42:04,260 --> 01:42:04,980
We're not gonna...

1296
01:42:04,980 --> 01:42:05,060
Jesus.

1297
01:42:09,460 --> 01:42:09,860
Jesus.

1298
01:42:10,400 --> 01:42:13,120
Are we gonna hear a shotgun behind the door now?

1299
01:42:15,260 --> 01:42:16,140
Are we gonna...

1300
01:42:16,140 --> 01:42:17,400
They're not gonna do that, are they?

1301
01:42:18,400 --> 01:42:19,280
Are they gonna do that?

1302
01:42:24,520 --> 01:42:25,560
Oh, Jesus.

1303
01:42:26,320 --> 01:42:26,500
Why?

1304
01:42:26,720 --> 01:42:28,100
I took her to the vet.

1305
01:42:28,460 --> 01:42:28,620
How?

1306
01:42:29,120 --> 01:42:29,760
An injection?

1307
01:42:30,080 --> 01:42:31,820
You don't need to blow her off.

1308
01:42:32,000 --> 01:42:33,580
What's fuckin' shotgun like?

1309
01:42:34,220 --> 01:42:35,520
Helping people like them?

1310
01:42:36,180 --> 01:42:37,640
That's why I joined the force.

1311
01:42:44,800 --> 01:42:45,800
My mission...

1312
01:42:45,800 --> 01:42:48,220
Is to take down Umbrella's entire operation.

1313
01:42:49,380 --> 01:42:50,600
Going for pints later, yeah?

1314
01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:51,120
I'll make it out.

1315
01:42:53,120 --> 01:42:54,600
Whatever it takes to save this city.

1316
01:42:55,900 --> 01:42:56,640
Count me in.

1317
01:42:57,380 --> 01:42:58,920
Do you wanna go for a shtake afterwards?

1318
01:43:00,380 --> 01:43:01,300
Or a fuckin' Indian?

1319
01:43:01,300 --> 01:43:01,340
Or a fuckin' Indian?

1320
01:43:01,340 --> 01:43:01,340
Or a fuckin' Indian?

1321
01:43:01,340 --> 01:43:03,560
There's a great chipper uptown?

1322
01:43:05,560 --> 01:43:06,780
Or do you wanna hit the links?

1323
01:43:08,840 --> 01:43:09,240
No.

1324
01:43:09,800 --> 01:43:10,980
Tell me there's a typewriter.

1325
01:43:11,640 --> 01:43:12,200
Is she gone?

1326
01:43:12,320 --> 01:43:12,920
She's gonzo.

1327
01:43:14,720 --> 01:43:15,600
She just...

1328
01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:17,880
Turns up and fucks off.

1329
01:43:20,380 --> 01:43:21,560
Doesn't even see anything.

1330
01:43:21,980 --> 01:43:22,880
She's no crack.

1331
01:43:23,720 --> 01:43:24,440
Oh, there she is.

1332
01:43:24,760 --> 01:43:25,060
Oh, yeah.

1333
01:43:25,680 --> 01:43:26,560
Sorry about that.

1334
01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:27,260
Heard of the Umbrella Corporation?

1335
01:43:28,280 --> 01:43:31,120
They're a pharmaceutical company secretly making bio-weapons.

1336
01:43:31,840 --> 01:43:32,760
They have a virus.

1337
01:43:33,400 --> 01:43:35,520
It turns people into indestructible monsters.

1338
01:43:35,600 --> 01:43:36,840
They're making bio-oil.

1339
01:43:36,840 --> 01:43:38,400
Explains the horrible things I've seen.

1340
01:43:50,400 --> 01:43:52,500
And that's why I'm looking for Annette Birkin.

1341
01:43:52,760 --> 01:43:55,620
She's the one at Umbrella responsible for unleashing the virus.

1342
01:43:55,860 --> 01:43:57,180
I'm going to bring her down.

1343
01:44:03,180 --> 01:44:04,220
Thanks for the tip.

1344
01:44:04,500 --> 01:44:05,820
I'll buy a pint with that.

1345
01:44:06,300 --> 01:44:08,280
Thanks very much, boxes of cobra toxin.

1346
01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:10,140
Mucho appreciados.

1347
01:44:12,600 --> 01:44:16,540
It's hard being out here in the fuckin' perimeter where there are no stars.

1348
01:44:16,960 --> 01:44:19,160
I know that you can see the stars behind me.

1349
01:44:19,580 --> 01:44:21,580
I'm discounting them from what I just said.

1350
01:44:22,260 --> 01:44:23,400
But, uh...

1351
01:44:23,400 --> 01:44:24,580
That little tip you just gave?

1352
01:44:26,140 --> 01:44:28,220
That sure helps keep the fuckin' fire burning.

1353
01:44:28,220 --> 01:44:29,220
That's it.

1354
01:44:29,220 --> 01:44:36,300
This is how we get to Annette.

1355
01:44:36,780 --> 01:44:39,420
Based on what you've said, the sewer seems fitting.

1356
01:44:39,940 --> 01:44:40,480
Well said.

1357
01:44:41,340 --> 01:44:42,000
After you.

1358
01:44:42,380 --> 01:44:42,640
Gee.

1359
01:44:43,140 --> 01:44:43,640
Thanks.

1360
01:44:52,220 --> 01:44:54,600
Can't imagine a real scientist being down here.

1361
01:44:55,000 --> 01:44:58,540
According to HQ, this leads right into Umbrella's secret facility.

1362
01:44:59,020 --> 01:44:59,540
Come on.

1363
01:45:00,180 --> 01:45:01,240
Sewers are run by the city.

1364
01:45:01,860 --> 01:45:04,440
How could they have a facility without the authorities knowing?

1365
01:45:05,200 --> 01:45:06,580
Welcome to corporate America.

1366
01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:09,380
Umbrella's controlled raccoon city for years.

1367
01:45:23,380 --> 01:45:31,560
Oh, that's a fuckin' alligator.

1368
01:45:31,560 --> 01:45:32,000
What the hell?

1369
01:45:33,600 --> 01:45:35,420
DJ Alligator is in town.

1370
01:45:36,720 --> 01:45:37,980
Great place to leave a typewriter.

1371
01:45:38,260 --> 01:45:40,260
And that's where we leave it for this evening, folks.

1372
01:45:40,460 --> 01:45:41,560
It's been a nice...

1373
01:45:43,680 --> 01:45:44,540
It's been tough.

1374
01:45:45,260 --> 01:45:47,280
I won't fuckin' lie, it's been tough.

1375
01:45:48,560 --> 01:45:49,820
But we'll get through the next session.

1376
01:45:49,960 --> 01:45:52,500
I mean, we've got an alligator to face tomorrow.

1377
01:45:52,500 --> 01:45:55,160
And I'll try and get on earlier.

1378
01:45:55,580 --> 01:45:57,520
And like I did the day before, I can shout.

1379
01:45:57,700 --> 01:45:58,880
I can fuckin' let loose.

1380
01:45:59,060 --> 01:46:00,840
It's a nicer time, like, you know.

1381
01:46:02,060 --> 01:46:03,320
But, uh, until then.

1382
01:46:04,280 --> 01:46:04,980
Good night.

1383
01:46:05,180 --> 01:46:05,680
God bless.

1384
01:46:06,840 --> 01:46:07,820
Take her fuckin' handy.

1385
01:46:08,920 --> 01:46:11,680
Hey, if you have her handy, take her fuckin' twice.

1386
01:46:12,360 --> 01:46:12,980
You know, the crack.

1387
01:46:13,180 --> 01:46:14,400
I'll see you later, right.

1388
01:46:15,460 --> 01:46:15,820
Bye-bye.

1389
01:46:16,900 --> 01:46:17,540
Wish you luck with you.

1390
01:46:18,240 --> 01:46:18,920
See you later.

1391
01:46:19,840 --> 01:46:20,300
Good luck.
